Express Train to Whoreville

So, this was my past weekend:

Friday night - Gay night at Great Adventure. The park was closed to everyone other than the gays...had a lot of fun. Met some people, ate some funnel cake (probably not vegan, but who really knows?) I had no friends to go with, really. My friends now stay at home and talk about real estate. Sad.

Saturday night - Spandex Night at View Bar. We interviewed these guys for the website, Big Gay Apple and I ended up sucking off some hot guy in the handicapped bathroom. Lovely. I took the express train to Whoreville.

Sunday morning - dog walk - Quaker Meeting - yoga. I guess I can't really tell the Quakers yet that I give head in the back of bars, they would be like, "You know, we're a very accepting religion, but we do have LIMITS."

I Love New York.