I'm dating again - RUN!

So, I'm on my date tonight...nice Thai restaurant...

And we're talking, he mentions how the sex club, El Mirage is now closed.

I'm like, "yeah, they were shut down by the police a couple of weeks ago."

He said "I USED to go there....years ago."

"Yeah, I've been there", I said " There was a couch, with a sign, it said 'Don't pee on the couch'. Now, you know that if they had to put up a sign, then someone peed on the couch....and probably not once, but probably a couple of times before they felt a need to put up the sign."

He said "I don't go anymore - it was expensive. There was a $45 yearly membership, then $25 each time."

At that point, this is what I was thinking, but I stopped myself before saying:

"Oh, I don't pay. I'm on the permanently free guest list."

...which is, or now, was true....

Whoredom has it's privledges....

"Just an old whore with a heart o' gold" - put it on my tombstone.