Friday, April 14, 2006

Sex Karma

Do you ever get the feeling, when you have your finger up a guy's ass that "I should be getting paid for this?"

Some straight guy wanted a little finger probing, and the ass in the picture looked VERY tempting. He was straight, always a plus.

And, he rescued a stray dog. He found the dog abandoned in the streets of Brooklyn, in 10 degree weather. The dog was half frozen and probably would not have made it through the day.
I'm a sucker for dog rescuers.

His ass was a little flabby. Not the firm, plump globes of goodness that I was expecting.

I put the latex glove on, a little probing, 15 minutes or so, and said that I have to leave....he had fun.

You have to have sex with older guys, or guys that you don't find that attractive every now and then.

It's like putting sex karma in the bank...when you're 70, hopefully a 20 or 30 something will have sex with you.

Once, when I was 26 and in the middle of Vatican City, a 60-something gentleman talked me up and invited me back to his Roman apartment for wine. He was delightful, intelligent, (a college professor) and a nice guy.

He gave me a "massage", and a little more.

Like the Wiccans say, "All the good things you do, you get back threefold, the evil and negativity you do, you get back threefold."

When I'm 60-something, I'm hoping for a 26 year old - or three of them - to throw one my way.

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