Bowling

I'm bored.

I went bowling last night. Bowlmor on University and 12th has unlimited bowling on Mondays from 10pm on for $22 and it includes shoes, so, it's a good deal, considering bowling costs $10/game.

I played 5 games, by myself.

It's just me, the ball, and the lane.
...and some diet coke.

And two young drunken straight girls with very tight sweaters and their boyfriends in the lane next to mine.

My bowling name is 'BRENDA'.

That's what I had up on the screen, so of course they didn't talk to me....

I went with a group of friends last month...our team was the 'Brendas'. You got to choose your Brenda.

Brenda Vaccaro
Brenda Starr, Star Reporter
Brenda from Beverly Hills 90210
Brenda, the black chick from the "Scary Movies" series

Of course, I was Brenda Morgenstern from "Rhoda".
of course.

This morning my friend in the dog park read to me that the Wall Street journal ran an editoral condemning Anna Nicole Smith...

And I thought I was bored....obviously, the WSJ has nothing else to do either...