Bowling

I'm bored.

I went bowling last night. Bowlmor on University and 12th has unlimited bowling on Mondays from 10pm on for $22 and it includes shoes, so, it's a good deal, considering bowling costs $10/game.

I played 5 games, by myself.

It's just me, the ball, and the lane.
...and some diet coke.

And two young drunken straight girls with very tight sweaters and their boyfriends in the lane next to mine.

My bowling name is 'BRENDA'.

That's what I had up on the screen, so of course they didn't talk to me....

I went with a group of friends last month...our team was the 'Brendas'. You got to choose your Brenda.

Brenda Vaccaro
Brenda Starr, Star Reporter
Brenda from Beverly Hills 90210
Brenda, the black chick from the "Scary Movies" series

Of course, I was Brenda Morgenstern from "Rhoda".
of course.

This morning my friend in the dog park read to me that the Wall Street journal ran an editoral condemning Anna Nicole Smith...

And I thought I was bored....obviously, the WSJ has nothing else to do either...

I'm dating again - RUN!

So, I'm on my date tonight...nice Thai restaurant...

And we're talking, he mentions how the sex club, El Mirage is now closed.

I'm like, "yeah, they were shut down by the police a couple of weeks ago."

He said "I USED to go there....years ago."

"Yeah, I've been there", I said " There was a couch, with a sign, it said 'Don't pee on the couch'. Now, you know that if they had to put up a sign, then someone peed on the couch....and probably not once, but probably a couple of times before they felt a need to put up the sign."

He said "I don't go anymore - it was expensive. There was a $45 yearly membership, then $25 each time."

At that point, this is what I was thinking, but I stopped myself before saying:

"Oh, I don't pay. I'm on the permanently free guest list."

...which is, or now, was true....

Whoredom has it's privledges....

"Just an old whore with a heart o' gold" - put it on my tombstone.

Why be in a couple?

I fly the flag of singledom, almost daily. Because, it's not enough that I'm gay, vegan, and a pornographer. I'm single as well, which puts me into yet another group that I defend.

I don't think that single people, are, or should be, any less happy than those that are in a couple.

I know a lot of unhappy married (or partnered) people. Being with someone doesn't, by itself, mean you're happy.

If you're a single person who feels that happiness will only come when you find your one true love, well, then you're doomed. No, one person, is ever going to be everything to you. You need to be happy with just yourself first.

Plus, almost all people can be in a couple if they really wanted to be - all they have to do is follow my three words of advice "Lower Your Standards". But people don't always lower their standards - why? Because being single's not that bad, when compared with being partnered with Joe Schlump or Prissy Patty.

And, married people don't necessarily have more sex.

So, really, what's the big deal? Consistancy? Companionship?

Why not just get a dog?

being a pornographer....

I've been running a gay spanking site, SpankMeHard.com, for about 5-6 years now. I started it as a sex party in Manhattan back in 1993.

Of course, everyone's first question/comment is "wow, you must be into spanking."

When pressed, I try not to break into song and sing from "Gypsy" --- "You gotta have a gimmick...once I was a schlepper, now I'm Ms. Mizeppa".

Actually, I have to constantly stop myself from breaking out into Broadway show tunes.

A lot of my time is spent editing, making sure the html pages are accurate, joining affiliate programs, photos, emailing, promotion, management, blah, blah, blah... Maybe 10% of my time is shooting content, not even. I spend just as much time cleaning my apartment prior to a shoot as I spend actually shooting the video.

I don't get off on my videos, but others do. People buy it. I'm too worried about lighting, come shots, etc.

Plus, I've got laundry to do.

Thought of the Day

Does it really matter what he looks like, if all he's doing is eating your ass?

GoGo Boys, Whores, and Porn Stars

So, we still need a gogo boy for the party on Saturday....

Funny, I ran into my former college roommate today, who told me that he's a gogo boy every now and then - at age 36.

He has a good body, he's very capable, and I'm sure that he's an excellent gogo boy.

You won't find my 36 year-old ass on top of some box in a bar, though.

It's over for me.

There comes a time in every gay boy's life when he realizes that he can no longer be a gogo boy, or a fashion model, or a boy toy.

Whore, on the other hand, well, anyone can be a whore. You just have to learn how to ask for the money.

You can be a wrinkly, tired old whore - and still charge. Now, I didn't say that your clients are going to be pretty...

No. It won't be pretty. It's married overweight guys from Jersey. But they have money, and they're very horny.

Also, an Old Whore should have certain "skills". You just can't sit (of lay) there and look pretty anymore. But, after 20-some odd years of being a sexed-up gay boy, you should have a few tricks up your sleeve.

On a similar note, people always ask me "What does it take to be a porn star?" A website, a camera, a gov't photo id, a signed release form, and a billing company.

Does it take a 10-inch dick? No. Washboard abs? No.

There are websites of fat naked men eating pizza in their basement. It sells.

Everything has a market.

Some markets are just larger than others.

We LOVE Jason Dean

This is Jason Dean. Spread out on a bed, hands tied to the bedposts, clothespins on his balls. You don't see the clothespins now, but they do get added.

One of the many things we learned during this Bondage 101 session, was that the clothespins actually hurt more when they are taken OFF, then when they're put on. It's like your foot falling asleep. It's when you start to move it that it hurts. THEN, the blood rushes through your capillaries.

Anyway, we LOVE Jason Dean, he has a great ass, and a beutiful boy-next-door quality, that you just want to fuck him then and there.




Come to our Party at Pieces on April 29th and you'll meet him yourself.

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