being a pornographer....

I've been running a gay spanking site, SpankMeHard.com, for about 5-6 years now. I started it as a sex party in Manhattan back in 1993.

Of course, everyone's first question/comment is "wow, you must be into spanking."

When pressed, I try not to break into song and sing from "Gypsy" --- "You gotta have a gimmick...once I was a schlepper, now I'm Ms. Mizeppa".

Actually, I have to constantly stop myself from breaking out into Broadway show tunes.

A lot of my time is spent editing, making sure the html pages are accurate, joining affiliate programs, photos, emailing, promotion, management, blah, blah, blah... Maybe 10% of my time is shooting content, not even. I spend just as much time cleaning my apartment prior to a shoot as I spend actually shooting the video.

I don't get off on my videos, but others do. People buy it. I'm too worried about lighting, come shots, etc.

Plus, I've got laundry to do.

Thought of the Day

Does it really matter what he looks like, if all he's doing is eating your ass?

GoGo Boys, Whores, and Porn Stars

So, we still need a gogo boy for the party on Saturday....

Funny, I ran into my former college roommate today, who told me that he's a gogo boy every now and then - at age 36.

He has a good body, he's very capable, and I'm sure that he's an excellent gogo boy.

You won't find my 36 year-old ass on top of some box in a bar, though.

It's over for me.

There comes a time in every gay boy's life when he realizes that he can no longer be a gogo boy, or a fashion model, or a boy toy.

Whore, on the other hand, well, anyone can be a whore. You just have to learn how to ask for the money.

You can be a wrinkly, tired old whore - and still charge. Now, I didn't say that your clients are going to be pretty...

No. It won't be pretty. It's married overweight guys from Jersey. But they have money, and they're very horny.

Also, an Old Whore should have certain "skills". You just can't sit (of lay) there and look pretty anymore. But, after 20-some odd years of being a sexed-up gay boy, you should have a few tricks up your sleeve.

On a similar note, people always ask me "What does it take to be a porn star?" A website, a camera, a gov't photo id, a signed release form, and a billing company.

Does it take a 10-inch dick? No. Washboard abs? No.

There are websites of fat naked men eating pizza in their basement. It sells.

Everything has a market.

Some markets are just larger than others.

We LOVE Jason Dean

This is Jason Dean. Spread out on a bed, hands tied to the bedposts, clothespins on his balls. You don't see the clothespins now, but they do get added.

One of the many things we learned during this Bondage 101 session, was that the clothespins actually hurt more when they are taken OFF, then when they're put on. It's like your foot falling asleep. It's when you start to move it that it hurts. THEN, the blood rushes through your capillaries.

Anyway, we LOVE Jason Dean, he has a great ass, and a beutiful boy-next-door quality, that you just want to fuck him then and there.




Come to our Party at Pieces on April 29th and you'll meet him yourself.

BigGayApple.com

Hackensack

I went out on a date last night with a guy I met YEARS ago in the Adonis Theatre, which used to be a gay porno theatre on 9th Avenue, run by an elderly Greek woman. It's been torn down, which is a shame. The same theatre where many men sowed an oat was originally built for the star Fanny Brice.

Anyway, I'm in a Jersey diner, with a half dozen 40-50 year old Irish waitresses (serving Italian food) who LOVE my date. Since he's a regular, they all stop by to say Hi and catch up. They sit right in the booth with us.

(BTW - Today marks the first day of no smoking in Jersey restaurants!)

They love him because he says something dirty to them and they laugh hysterically.

One gal was looking for something she dropped under the table.

My date looks at her and says "Katherine, what are you looking for under there? Your virginity?"

Without missing a beat, the middle-aged, Jersey-working gal waitress says,

"Oh, that? I lost that years ago! But I still have the box it came in!"

Hackensack - you gotta love it.

Sex Karma

Do you ever get the feeling, when you have your finger up a guy's ass that "I should be getting paid for this?"

Some straight guy wanted a little finger probing, and the ass in the picture looked VERY tempting. He was straight, always a plus.

And, he rescued a stray dog. He found the dog abandoned in the streets of Brooklyn, in 10 degree weather. The dog was half frozen and probably would not have made it through the day.
I'm a sucker for dog rescuers.

His ass was a little flabby. Not the firm, plump globes of goodness that I was expecting.

I put the latex glove on, a little probing, 15 minutes or so, and said that I have to leave....he had fun.

You have to have sex with older guys, or guys that you don't find that attractive every now and then.

It's like putting sex karma in the bank...when you're 70, hopefully a 20 or 30 something will have sex with you.

Once, when I was 26 and in the middle of Vatican City, a 60-something gentleman talked me up and invited me back to his Roman apartment for wine. He was delightful, intelligent, (a college professor) and a nice guy.

He gave me a "massage", and a little more.

Like the Wiccans say, "All the good things you do, you get back threefold, the evil and negativity you do, you get back threefold."

When I'm 60-something, I'm hoping for a 26 year old - or three of them - to throw one my way.

Four Points of advice to young Gay Men

Working on the website, http://www.BigGayApple.com I come into contact with young 20-something gay boys that I ordinarily would not meet.

I usually have four points of advice for them, on how to be gay and in their 20's.

1. Have fun. Your ass is not going to stay that firm and perky forever. Enjoy it.

2. Always play safe. In addition to having fun, ALWAYS use a condom. Every time. Don't let anyone come inside of you...even if he tells you he loves you. If he loves you, he'll wear a condom.

3. Don't develop an addiction. How many gay men in their 30's and 40's are either in an addiction group - or should be in one. Smoke some weed every now and then, but stay off the hard stuff, especially crystal. It does no good.

4. Buy real estate. Save, beg, borrow, and steal to get the downpayment. But do it. (Take a loan against your 401K if you have to). Be financially responsible. You'll be happy in your 30's and 40's that you did.

I was at an adult convention last week in Phoenix. I told a friend of mine these four points the day before. When they asked him, if there was one thing that he'd do different in the nine years that he's been making porn, he said, "Nine years ago, I should have bought more real estate in New York."

I make porn just so that I can buy more real estate.

Million Dollar Blow Job

I was watching Comedy Central the other night and a comedian, some pudgy, red-necky guy was talking about how straight men play the game....Would you do it for a million dollars?

Like -

"Would you suck a guy's dick for a million dollar?"

The comdian, a straight man, said, "No, I wouldn't suck a guy's dick for a million dollars. Why? Because, then what would I tell my friends when they come over and see this big house? 'Yeah, now that I'm a cock-sucker, I'm making some extra cash'?"

"Also," he added, "if some guy has a million dollars to spend on a blow job, I'm sure that they'd get someone better than me! I don't have the experience, I'd be crying the entire time. Why, I'm lucky if I got 20 bucks."


At least he's honest....

"Kosher Lesbians"

A friend of mine from Vegas, was telling me how she, and her partner, both Jewish, were "Kosher Lesbians".

I said, "'Kosher Lesbians', what does that mean?"

"That means we don't eat ASS and PUSSY on the same plate."

ugh.

My husband left me...

Well, I've been travelling...and I haven't gotten my fat ass to the gym in a couple of weeks.

Usually, there's one odd woman on the eliptical machine around the same time as me.

She's VERY intense. She focuses on running, never looking at the monitor. I watch the repeats of the Daily Show. Her hands and feet are in constant, almost uncontrolable motion. She scares me a little...

Last night, when I went to the gym, I saw her, and she looked like a different person. She lost so much weight.

When she finished, I stopped and turned to her, and said,

"You look great!"

"55 pounds," she said, and she smiled wide, giggling. "I come here every night - and I changed my diet. Thanks for noticing. You made my day." She was sheepish and shy, like a high school girl, not used to the attention.

"Well, you look great - more power to you!" I said.

"Yeah, my husband left me. I guess that's what gave me the impetus to lose the weight."

"Fuck him," I said.

"Yeah, fuck him is right." and she smiled.

Big Whoop Party plans

First of all, Big Gay Apple is doing a party on April 29th at Pieces bar in the West Village.

Right off the corner of Christopher and Gay.

It's going to be wonderful. We got Tshirts, DVD's, pens, free memberships, tons of shit to give out...gogo boys, porn starts. It's going to be great.

Anyway...I want to call the party, the "Big Whoop."

As in "BigGayApple.com's Big Whoop".

The response from my staff has been lackluster. I don't think they like the name.

It was weird for me at first, but it grew on me...

"Meet you at the next Big Whoop!"

"Are you going to the Big Whoop?"

It's self-deprecating and sarcastic, a little like the site itself.

Oh well...maybe....