Million Dollar Blow Job

I was watching Comedy Central the other night and a comedian, some pudgy, red-necky guy was talking about how straight men play the game....Would you do it for a million dollars?

Like -

"Would you suck a guy's dick for a million dollar?"

The comdian, a straight man, said, "No, I wouldn't suck a guy's dick for a million dollars. Why? Because, then what would I tell my friends when they come over and see this big house? 'Yeah, now that I'm a cock-sucker, I'm making some extra cash'?"

"Also," he added, "if some guy has a million dollars to spend on a blow job, I'm sure that they'd get someone better than me! I don't have the experience, I'd be crying the entire time. Why, I'm lucky if I got 20 bucks."


At least he's honest....